Anyway, I was rolling my eyes at my husband the other day and I discovered that making a blog of "gross stuff" would be awesome. What I really should have called it is "gross stuff that my husband does" because most of it is just his doing. But, I have to say, that he would probably kill me if I just made a blog devoted to his gross husband/male habits so I am embracing the the idea of a blog that is mostly his stuff but I will pretend it is mine.
So things I find GROSS...
Boogers in the shower. If you don't flush them down than guess what they stain the bath floor. I know because I have cleaned them (tried to) by scrubbing and bleaching. Please wash that down the drain. IT IS GROSS!!!
POOP left in the toilet. Seriously. FLUSH it. remember to flush it. Remember that after you take that shower that you have to flush it. I cant stand coming into the bathroom and seeing it in the toilet. Now the worst part of this GROSS story is that when you go to flush it and it doesn't flush for you so you have to be the one that plunges someone else's poop. GROSS
WHISKERS in the sink. Now seriously I don't mean cat whiskers. I mean those whiskers that are in the sink after your husband or boyfriend or anyone shaves. Like clean that shit up. It is GROSS. Especially when the whiskers get into your contact case (hurts like hell if you don't realize there is one on your contact) on your toothbrush, in the soap, on the toothpaste itself because the lid is not on EVER! GROSS
Just saying. I will be back with more especially with the kiddos. Just take a trip in my bathroom and you will find 100 GROSS things to talk about!
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